Student Handbooks & Excellence, Occasionally
Mr. Patterson’s New “Phones Away” Policy Produces Its First Enforcement Crisis Before the Policy Is Fully Explained Reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. …
Wichita Falls High School’s Beloved Horse-Riding Cowboy Gets “Modernisation” Treatment; Student Body Divided Along Generational Lines That Didn’t Previously Exist in High School Reported by …
The School’s Photocopiers Achieve Consciousness Demand Benefits – Resources
Memorial High School’s Gym Lockers Develop Separation Anxiety – Student Life
Memorial High School’s Cafeteria Introduces “Mystery Meat Roulette” – Lunchroom Mysteries
The School’s Hallways Have Developed Rush Hour Traffic Patterns – Resources
Memorial High School’s Library Books Now Graded on Emotional Damage – Academics
Therapy Goat Now Vice Principal, Reportedly Better At Email Than Predecessor – memorial
Students Discover Wellness Wagon Is Just A Folding Chair Outside The Field House – memorial
New Policy Lets Seniors Submit Essays Via Two-Step, GPA Now Based On How You Carry Yourself – memorial
Principal Confirms Hall Passes Now Tied To Steer Wrestling Performance – memorial
District Spends $400K On VR Headsets Currently Being Used To Watch The Same TikToks In 3D – memorial
Homecoming Parade Ends Early After Senior Brings Actual Bull And Too Much Confidence – memorial
Memorial High School’s Chess Team Banned for Running Sports Book – Athletics
ChatGPT Used For Homework Now Speaking In Strong Wichita Falls Accent – memorial
Cafeteria Brisket Achieves Sentience, Demands To Be Returned To Cow – memorial
Robotics Team Denies Underground Tractor Pull, Calls It Aggressive Engineering – memorial
Memorial Mavericks Install AI Hall Monitor That Speaks Only In Football Coach Metaphors – memorial
The School’s Water Fountains Now Dispense Carbonated Tears – Resources
Memorial High School’s Detention Hall Now More Popular Than Prom – Student Life
Memorial High School’s Yearbook Photos Accidentally Taken at Funeral Home – About Us
The School’s Stairwells Develop Muscle Memory From Student Traffic – Resources
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