Velvet Thunder’s Guidance Counseling
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Month: February 2025
Biology Class Accidentally Creates New Species, Names It Testudork’
Biology Class Accidentally Creates New Species, Names It Testudork’ – Academics
Debate Team Now Ranked #1 In State After Arguing With Weather
Debate Team Now Ranked #1 In State After Arguing With Weather – Academics
Chemistry Lab Accidentally Invents Cafeteria-Grade Plastic Pizza
Chemistry Lab Accidentally Invents Cafeteria-Grade Plastic Pizza – Academics
Students Declare Prom Theme
Students Declare Prom Theme: “Thunderstruck: A Tribute to Our Favorite Sub” By the Staff of SpinTaxi.com Prom just got pole-ished. In a unanimous vote that …
Student Protest Erupts Over New Wi-Fi Password: ‘GoMavericks2025!’
Student Protest Erupts Over New Wi-Fi Password: ‘GoMavericks2025!’ – Student Life
Art Teacher Accidentally Glues Himself To Interpretive Collage
Art Teacher Accidentally Glues Himself To Interpretive Collage – Arts & Culture
Guidance Office Installs Mood Ring Scanner To Prioritize Appointments
Guidance Office Installs Mood Ring Scanner To Prioritize Appointments – Guidance & Counseling