Substitute Teacher of the Year
by Velvet Thunder Nominated for Substitute Teacher of the Year—By Students at Memorial High School, Wichita Falls Velvet Thunder Becomes Unofficial Faculty Advisor for Confidence, Detention, …
Memorial Cafeteria Pizza Day Descends Into Logistical Chaos as Freshman Class Discovers the Line Starts Two Periods Early
Upperclassmen reveal decades-old strategy of skipping the end of third period specifically to claim a spot near the front WICHITA FALLS Memorial High School’s …
Memorial Marching Band and Football Team Locked in Escalating Turf War Over Who Actually Owns the Practice Field After School
Both sides insist their activity is more important, neither side shows any sign of backing down before the schedule gets sorted WICHITA FALLS A …
What A Texas High School Paper Could Learn From This UK Satire Site
Eton College VIP reviewed for memorialmavericks.com, Wichita Falls’ own satirical school newspaper There’s something genuinely useful about looking at another satirical school newspaper from a …
Cafeteria Announces Mystery Meat Now Independently Verified By Three Separate Food Safety Consultants
Three consultants confirm the entree is definitively food, leaving the actual species question fully unresolved Cafeteria Announces Mystery Meat Now Independently Verified By Three Separate …
Parking Lot Seniority System Now More Rigorously Enforced Than Actual Academic Requirements
An unofficial senior parking hierarchy delivers swifter, more consistent justice than the actual student handbook Parking Lot Seniority System Now More Rigorously Enforced Than Actual …
Memorial High School Mascot Committee Spends $47,000 on New Maverick Logo with Seventeen Unused Variations
Administration purchases comprehensive branding package including concept sketches rejected by student focus groups Wichita Falls School District Invests Heavily in Logo Nobody Asked For Memorial …
Memorial High School Implements New Comprehensive Parking Pass System Requiring Multiple Forms and Detailed Vehicle Documentation
Student drivers navigate Byzantine administrative requirements to park in same parking lot as previous year Wichita Falls Students Face Enhanced Parking Bureaucracy Memorial High School …
Memorial High School’s Cafeteria Utensils Go On Strike
Memorial High School’s Cafeteria Utensils Go On Strike – Lunchroom Mysteries
Memorial High School’s Football Team Switches to Competitive Napping
Memorial High School’s Football Team Switches to Competitive Napping – Athletics
Memorial High School Maverick Spotted Doing Homework, Community Demands Investigation
Wichita Falls educators confirm incident is ‘unprecedented and slightly suspicious’ Something Is Very Wrong on Midwestern Pkwy WICHITA FALLS, TX — Authorities at Memorial High …
Mavericks Football Team Loses Game in Four Quarters Despite Having Five Quarters Worth of Spirit
Pep rally described as ‘the emotional peak of a season that went a different direction after that’ The Spirit Was There. The Scoreboard Had Other …
The School’s Vending Machines Now Offer Therapy With Snacks
The School’s Vending Machines Now Offer Therapy With Snacks – Student Life
Memorial High School’s Smartboards Develop Performance Anxiety
Memorial High School’s Smartboards Develop Performance Anxiety – Technology
Memorial High School’s Detention Program Now More Popular Than Prom
Memorial High School’s Detention Program Now More Popular Than Prom – Student Life
The School’s Lost and Found Develops Its Own Ecosystem
The School’s Lost and Found Develops Its Own Ecosystem – Resources
Memorial High School’s Gym Mats Unionize Demand Better Working Conditions
Memorial High School’s Gym Mats Unionize Demand Better Working Conditions – Athletics
Memorial High School’s Cafeteria Pizza Now Used as Science Lab Equipment
Memorial High School’s Cafeteria Pizza Now Used as Science Lab Equipment – Academics
