Substitute Teacher of the Year
by Velvet Thunder Nominated for Substitute Teacher of the Year—By Students at Memorial High School, Wichita Falls Velvet Thunder Becomes Unofficial Faculty Advisor for Confidence, Detention, …
Memorial Mavericks Band Director Bans Phones During Rehearsal; 47 Students Immediately Document the Ban on Their Phones
Mr. Patterson’s New “Phones Away” Policy Produces Its First Enforcement Crisis Before the Policy Is Fully Explained Reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. …
Memorial Mavericks Unveil New School Mascot Redesign; Existing Maverick Unavailable for Comment
Wichita Falls High School’s Beloved Horse-Riding Cowboy Gets “Modernisation” Treatment; Student Body Divided Along Generational Lines That Didn’t Previously Exist in High School Reported by …
The School’s Photocopiers Achieve Consciousness Demand Benefits
The School’s Photocopiers Achieve Consciousness Demand Benefits – Resources
Memorial High School’s Gym Lockers Develop Separation Anxiety
Memorial High School’s Gym Lockers Develop Separation Anxiety – Student Life
Memorial High School’s Cafeteria Introduces “Mystery Meat Roulette”
Memorial High School’s Cafeteria Introduces “Mystery Meat Roulette” – Lunchroom Mysteries
The School’s Hallways Have Developed Rush Hour Traffic Patterns
The School’s Hallways Have Developed Rush Hour Traffic Patterns – Resources
Memorial High School’s Library Books Now Graded on Emotional Damage
Memorial High School’s Library Books Now Graded on Emotional Damage – Academics
Therapy Goat Now Vice Principal, Reportedly Better At Email Than Predecessor
Therapy Goat Now Vice Principal, Reportedly Better At Email Than Predecessor – memorial
Students Discover Wellness Wagon Is Just A Folding Chair Outside The Field House
Students Discover Wellness Wagon Is Just A Folding Chair Outside The Field House – memorial
New Policy Lets Seniors Submit Essays Via Two-Step, GPA Now Based On How You Carry Yourself
New Policy Lets Seniors Submit Essays Via Two-Step, GPA Now Based On How You Carry Yourself – memorial
Principal Confirms Hall Passes Now Tied To Steer Wrestling Performance
Principal Confirms Hall Passes Now Tied To Steer Wrestling Performance – memorial
District Spends $400K On VR Headsets Currently Being Used To Watch The Same TikToks In 3D
District Spends $400K On VR Headsets Currently Being Used To Watch The Same TikToks In 3D – memorial
Homecoming Parade Ends Early After Senior Brings Actual Bull And Too Much Confidence
Homecoming Parade Ends Early After Senior Brings Actual Bull And Too Much Confidence – memorial
Memorial High School’s Chess Team Banned for Running Sports Book
Memorial High School’s Chess Team Banned for Running Sports Book – Athletics
ChatGPT Used For Homework Now Speaking In Strong Wichita Falls Accent
ChatGPT Used For Homework Now Speaking In Strong Wichita Falls Accent – memorial
Cafeteria Brisket Achieves Sentience, Demands To Be Returned To Cow
Cafeteria Brisket Achieves Sentience, Demands To Be Returned To Cow – memorial
Robotics Team Denies Underground Tractor Pull, Calls It Aggressive Engineering
Robotics Team Denies Underground Tractor Pull, Calls It Aggressive Engineering – memorial
Memorial Mavericks Install AI Hall Monitor That Speaks Only In Football Coach Metaphors
Memorial Mavericks Install AI Hall Monitor That Speaks Only In Football Coach Metaphors – memorial
The School’s Water Fountains Now Dispense Carbonated Tears
The School’s Water Fountains Now Dispense Carbonated Tears – Resources
Memorial High School’s Detention Hall Now More Popular Than Prom
Memorial High School’s Detention Hall Now More Popular Than Prom – Student Life
Memorial High School’s Yearbook Photos Accidentally Taken at Funeral Home
Memorial High School’s Yearbook Photos Accidentally Taken at Funeral Home – About Us
The School’s Stairwells Develop Muscle Memory From Student Traffic
The School’s Stairwells Develop Muscle Memory From Student Traffic – Resources