Category: Academics

Memorial High School’s Cafeteria Pizza Now Used as Science Lab Equipment – Academics

Memorial High School’s Library Books Now Graded on Emotional Damage – Academics

Memorial High School’s Library Books Organize Themselves By Emotional Content – Academics

Memorial High School’s Cafeteria Pizza Now Classified as Lab Equipment – Academics

Memorial High School’s Science Fair Winner Created Self-Writing Essays – Academics

Memorial High School’s History Textbook Still Lists Pluto as a Planet – Academics

Memorial High School’s Biology Class Accidentally Created Self-Aware Mold – Academics

Memorial High School’s Substitute Teacher Is Actually a Sophomore in Disguise – Academics

Memorial High School’s Detention Hall Now Offers College Credit – Academics

Memorial High School’s Science Fair Winner Built A Lie Detector That Exposed Teachers – Academics

The History Textbook Still Claims Pluto Is A Planet – Academics

The English Department Bans The Word ‘Very’ To Increase Essay Word Counts – Academics

Memorial High School Debate Team Wins By Arguing Competitions Are Pointless – Academics

Memorial High School’s Physics Class Accidentally Created A Perpetual Motion Machine – Academics

Memorial High School’s Valedictorian Stole The Mascot Costume… For College – Academics

The Mystery Of The Calculus Textbook That Weeps Maple Syrup – Academics

The Cafeteria Pizza Could Qualify As A Science Lab Specimen – Academics

Favorite Teacher Poll – Academics

Student Projects Showcase – Academics

Science Fair & Academic Decathlon Drama – Academics

AP & Honors Class Antics – Academics

Teachers In Action Triumph – Academics