Mavericks Mascot Files for Workers Compensation After Pep Rally Incident
by School horse demands hazard pay for excessive enthusiasm WICHITA FALLS — In news that has gripped the halls of Memorial High School, the Mavericks community …
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Memorial High School Continues to Excel at Being a High School
A Wichita Falls analysis Memorial continues. The system functions. Students attend. Teachers teach. Nothing changes fundamentally because change would require effort that the system does …
The Mavericks Discover What They Have Been Doing All Along
A Wichita Falls diary The Mavericks have been doing the same thing for years. Winning games. Losing games. Repeating the cycle. This is what teams …
Memorial High School Announces Revolutionary Education Initiative: All Classes Now 100% Multiple Choice
Elimination Of Thinking Initiative Now Mandatory Memorial High School Announces Revolutionary Education Initiative: All Classes Now 100% Multiple Choice Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat …
Memorial High School Adds New Requirement: All Seniors Must Adopt School Mascot Personality
Maverick Identity Initiative Requires Personality Adoption Memorial High School Adds New Requirement: All Seniors Must Adopt School Mascot Personality Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat …
Memorial Mavericks Announce New Coach; Student Journalist Demands Full Transparency on Conditioning Protocols
The School’s Storied Football Programme Gets a New Face While the Pep Rally Budget Remains a Mystery Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat WICHITA FALLS, …
The Memorial High School Cafeteria Has Changed the Tater Tot Schedule and Nobody Asked the Students
A Wichita Falls Student Journalist Investigates the Administration’s Most Consequential Decision of the Academic Year Bohiney Magazine | The London Prat WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS — …
Mavericks Football Team Adopts Texas Friendly Tackling Policy, Opposing Coaches Express Confusion
After a fall in which the defensive line accumulated approximately 47 personal foul calls, the coaching staff has announced a substantially revised tackling philosophy whose …
Memorial Cafeteria Mystery Meat Achieves Self-Awareness, Demands Inclusion On Student Council
After a series of unexplained tray movements throughout October, cafeteria management confirms that the Tuesday entree has reached the threshold of consciousness, and the Mavericks …
Memorial High Adopts ‘Spirit Verification Protocol’ for Pep Rallies; Mavericks Must Demonstrate School Spirit Before Gym Admission
Top tier ‘Truly Maverick’ grants front-row floor access; cheerleader-administered enthusiasm screening takes approximately 47 seconds Memorial High School announced on Tuesday a new pep rally …
Memorial Yearbook Now Requires 140-Word ‘Justification Statement’ for Senior Portraits; Three Approved Pose Categories Identified
Categories include Reflective Senior, Athletic Tradition, and Future Forward; Casual Photo Justification under exploratory study Memorial High School announced on Wednesday a new senior portrait …
Memorial Mavericks Band Director Bans Phones During Rehearsal; 47 Students Immediately Document the Ban on Their Phones
Mr. Patterson’s New “Phones Away” Policy Produces Its First Enforcement Crisis Before the Policy Is Fully Explained Reported by Bohiney Magazine and The London Prat. …
Memorial Mavericks Unveil New School Mascot Redesign; Existing Maverick Unavailable for Comment
Wichita Falls High School’s Beloved Horse-Riding Cowboy Gets “Modernisation” Treatment; Student Body Divided Along Generational Lines That Didn’t Previously Exist in High School Reported by …
Therapy Goat Now Vice Principal, Reportedly Better At Email Than Predecessor
Therapy Goat Now Vice Principal, Reportedly Better At Email Than Predecessor – memorial
Students Discover Wellness Wagon Is Just A Folding Chair Outside The Field House
Students Discover Wellness Wagon Is Just A Folding Chair Outside The Field House – memorial
New Policy Lets Seniors Submit Essays Via Two-Step, GPA Now Based On How You Carry Yourself
New Policy Lets Seniors Submit Essays Via Two-Step, GPA Now Based On How You Carry Yourself – memorial
Principal Confirms Hall Passes Now Tied To Steer Wrestling Performance
Principal Confirms Hall Passes Now Tied To Steer Wrestling Performance – memorial
District Spends $400K On VR Headsets Currently Being Used To Watch The Same TikToks In 3D
District Spends $400K On VR Headsets Currently Being Used To Watch The Same TikToks In 3D – memorial
Homecoming Parade Ends Early After Senior Brings Actual Bull And Too Much Confidence
Homecoming Parade Ends Early After Senior Brings Actual Bull And Too Much Confidence – memorial
ChatGPT Used For Homework Now Speaking In Strong Wichita Falls Accent
ChatGPT Used For Homework Now Speaking In Strong Wichita Falls Accent – memorial
Cafeteria Brisket Achieves Sentience, Demands To Be Returned To Cow
Cafeteria Brisket Achieves Sentience, Demands To Be Returned To Cow – memorial
Robotics Team Denies Underground Tractor Pull, Calls It Aggressive Engineering
Robotics Team Denies Underground Tractor Pull, Calls It Aggressive Engineering – memorial