Substitute Teacher of the Year
Velvet Thunder Nominated for Substitute Teacher of the Year—By Students at Memorial High School, Wichita Falls Velvet Thunder Becomes Unofficial Faculty Advisor for Confidence, Detention, …
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Velvet Thunder Nominated for Substitute Teacher of the Year—By Students at Memorial High School, Wichita Falls Velvet Thunder Becomes Unofficial Faculty Advisor for Confidence, Detention, …
Memorial High School’s Marching Band Now Uses Actual Marching Orders From The Pentagon – Athletics
The History Textbook Still Claims Pluto Is A Planet – Academics
The School’s Recycling Program Just One Giant Prank By The Ecology Club – About Us
Memorial High School’s Gym Climbing Wall Leads To Actual Mountaineering Certification – Athletics
The English Department Bans The Word ‘Very’ To Increase Essay Word Counts – Academics
Memorial High School’s Study Hall Now Offers Nap Time Credits – Student Life
The School’s Fire Drills Now Include Active Pastry Situation Protocols – Resources
Memorial High School’s Smartboards Still Running Windows XP – Resources
Memorial High School Cafeteria Introduces ‘Mystery Meat Roulette’ – Lunchroom Mysteries
Memorial High School Chess Club Banned For Running Underground Fight Ring – Student Life
Memorial High School’s Lost And Found Contains Several Parallel Universes – Resources
Memorial High School Parking Lot Now Considered Advanced Driver’s Ed Course – Student Life
Memorial High School Debate Team Wins By Arguing Competitions Are Pointless – Academics
Memorial High School’s Secret Tunnel System Leads To The Principal’s Coffee Supply – About Us
Memorial High School’s Physics Class Accidentally Created A Perpetual Motion Machine – Academics
Memorial High School’s Underground Locker Network For Banned Snacks – Student Life
The Memorial High School Yearbook Committee Is Running A Ransom Scheme – Student Life
Memorial High School’s Valedictorian Stole The Mascot Costume… For College – Academics
Memorial High School’s Bell System Plays Only Nickelback Songs – Resources
Why The Football Team’s Playbook Contains Recipes For Beef Wellington – Athletics
The Underground Lunchtime Trading Economy No One Will Acknowledge – Student Life
The Mystery Of The Calculus Textbook That Weeps Maple Syrup – Academics