Category: Academics

Classroom Candids Chaos – Academics

Mathletes Host 24-Hour Problemathon – Academics

Drone-Delivered Notes Spark Cheating Scandal – Academics

Math Department’s Pi Day “Pie Toss” Accidentally Douses Vice Principal – Academics

Robotics Lab’s Drone Delivery of Homework Sparks Aerial Mayhem – Academics

Cybersecurity Class’s Phishing Drill Accidentally Sends Real Phish – Academics

Substitute Teachers Held Hostage Over “Unscripted Lessons” – Academics

Aquaponics Lab Field Trip Canceled After Algae Outbreak – Academics

Chemistry Lab’s Love Potion No. 9 Mishap Sparks Campus Crush Epidemic – Academics

Algebra Teacher Introduces New Grading Scale Based On Astrological Signs – Academics

English Teacher Refuses To Grade Essays Until Students Learn Semicolon Consent – Academics

History Class Time Capsule Accidentally Includes Teacher’s Divorce Papers – Academics

Economics Teacher Declares Monopoly A Tool Of The Bourgeoisie – Academics

AP Literature Class Rewrites Beowulf As Dystopian YA Novel With Love Triangle – Academics

Math Teacher Unleashes Chaos By Declaring Pi Equals 3 – Academics

Biology Class Accidentally Creates New Species, Names It ‘Testudork’ – Academics

Debate Team Now Ranked #1 In State After Arguing With Weather – Academics

Chemistry Lab Accidentally Invents Cafeteria-Grade Plastic Pizza – Academics

Physics Teacher Claims Reality Is Optional, Cancels Final Exam – Academics

Memorial High Declares Itself A Safe Space From Group Projects – Academics