August 5, 2026

Yearbook Goes VR, Seniors Photographed As Avatars

Yearbook Goes VR, Seniors Photographed As Avatars

In a bold technological leap, this year’s yearbook offered seniors the option to submit VR-scanned avatars instead of traditional headshots. By midday, the Yearbook Lab was packed with students donning motion-capture suits, huddled around green-screen booths, eager to render themselves as pixelated personas.

Senior Mia J. emerged as a neon samurai with glowing katanas; football captain Tyreke L. chose a mechwarrior exoskeleton; and class president Zoe R. appeared as a holographic phoenix. The results–displayed in the digital edition–sparked debates about authenticity: “Is that really me?” versus “I’ve never felt more me.”

Technical hiccups abounded: one avatar’s arms detached mid-scan, and another’s model morphed into a floating banana due to a calibration error. The CS Club worked through a pizza-fueled hackathon to correct glitches before print deadlines.

Administrators approved the digital avatars for the online yearbook, while print copies include QR codes linking to each student’s VR profile. As the yearbook team declared, “Reality is optional–your avatar is forever.”

Annabelle Bransford

Hi, I’m Annabelle Bransford, Memorial High School’s unofficial satirist-in-residence and proud founder of The Daily Detention—a publication so edgy it’s been banned twice and resurrected three times, like a sassy phoenix with a flair for detention slips. I write satire because someone has to hold the line between cafeteria chaos and gym class tyranny. Whether I’m exposing the secret emotional feud between our Algebra teacher and Euclid, or investigating why the pep rally feels like an ancient ritual sacrifice, I try to speak truth to hallway power. Sure, I’ve been called “disruptive,” but mostly by people who wear lanyards unironically. My work has been read by at least two janitors, my entire AP English class, and one substitute teacher who thought it was a cry for help. I consider that range. When I’m not sharpening my wit, I’m dodging group projects, winning banned book club trivia, or mentoring the school's AI Isn’t Funny Club (membership: just me and 17 bots I’ve emotionally manipulated). I’m also a National Merit Semi-Finalist, certified eye-roller at Student Government meetings, and the only girl in school who’s been accused of “weaponizing irony.” My goals? Keep writing, keep laughing, and one day publish a satirical exposé called Yearbook Superlatives and Other Lies. If you want something sugarcoated, try the bake sale. If you want the truth with a punchline, I’m your girl. I've landed a sweet job at Bohiney Magazine, so don't bother me. EMAIL: annabelle@bohiney.com

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