August 5, 2026

Business Sponsors

Business Sponsors

Memorial High’s Parents & Community section sparkles each year with the “Business Sponsors” acknowledgments–a rollicking parade of local enterprises eager to plaster their logos on Maverick spirit. This year’s lineup includes “Joe’s Late-Night Tacos,” which funded new bleachers in exchange for a lifetime supply of nachos (promised “with extra taco-induced wisdom”); “Techie Teens Repair,” whose owner insists he only fixes Chromebook screens if students can recite the school fight song backward; and “Grandma Edna’s Quilted Grand Emporium,” whose proprietor donated cozy blankets for chilly pep rally nights–on condition that she be crowned “Honorary Maverick Matriarch” and allowed to embalm the mascot costume for winter display.

Beyond the culinary and craft corners, “Flex-n-Fly Gymnastics” pitched in new mats for the cheer squad–requiring cheerleaders to perform cartwheels past a banner reading “Flip for Fitness, Flex for Fame!” Meanwhile, “Prestige Petunia Landscaping” turned the front lawn into a floral tribute to Maverick green and gold, installing topiary sculptures shaped like wild mustangs that neigh on command (triggered by unsuspecting freshmen who wander too close). Each business negotiates wittily for naming rights, from “Maverick Mocha” coffee stands to “Saddle Up Shoe Repair,” whose incentive program offers free heel fixes to students caught wearing mismatched socks (a recurring fashion faux pas around campus).

Yearbook staff photographer Lily Nguyen captured the most theatrical sponsor moments–the moment the taco truck performed a whip-and-snap tortilla flip contest during halftime, the flip-flop “Flip-Off” championship hosted by the shoe repair team, and the time Grandma Edna knitted tiny Maverick scarves for every cheerleader before sunrise. These collage-worthy sponsor cameos prove that, at Memorial High School, community partnerships are more than logo placements–they’re theatrical alliances, each business staking a claim in Maverick mythology with enough flourishes to fill an entire yearbook spread. All hail the sponsors who turn our school spirit into a sponsorship spectacle worthy of the first page’s spotlight.

Annabelle Bransford

Hi, I’m Annabelle Bransford, Memorial High School’s unofficial satirist-in-residence and proud founder of The Daily Detention—a publication so edgy it’s been banned twice and resurrected three times, like a sassy phoenix with a flair for detention slips. I write satire because someone has to hold the line between cafeteria chaos and gym class tyranny. Whether I’m exposing the secret emotional feud between our Algebra teacher and Euclid, or investigating why the pep rally feels like an ancient ritual sacrifice, I try to speak truth to hallway power. Sure, I’ve been called “disruptive,” but mostly by people who wear lanyards unironically. My work has been read by at least two janitors, my entire AP English class, and one substitute teacher who thought it was a cry for help. I consider that range. When I’m not sharpening my wit, I’m dodging group projects, winning banned book club trivia, or mentoring the school's AI Isn’t Funny Club (membership: just me and 17 bots I’ve emotionally manipulated). I’m also a National Merit Semi-Finalist, certified eye-roller at Student Government meetings, and the only girl in school who’s been accused of “weaponizing irony.” My goals? Keep writing, keep laughing, and one day publish a satirical exposé called Yearbook Superlatives and Other Lies. If you want something sugarcoated, try the bake sale. If you want the truth with a punchline, I’m your girl. I've landed a sweet job at Bohiney Magazine, so don't bother me. EMAIL: annabelle@bohiney.com

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