August 5, 2026

Promposals Now Require Faculty Approval Via Google Form

Promposals Now Require Faculty Approval Via Google Form

After a series of elaborate–and hallway-blocking–prom proposals, Memorial High has instituted a new policy: every student must submit a “Promposal Request” Google Form at least one week in advance, detailing location, theme, and potential faculty chaperone involvement.

The form includes fields for estimated crowd size, sound permits (for surprise flash mobs), and a waiver for potential glitter hazards. One student’s promposal asking for “a llama and a mariachi band” was denied for “logistical impracticality”–though the llama enthusiast vowed an appeal.

Guidance counselor Mrs. Keane praised the form’s built-in “Impact Assessment” questions, helping students weigh romance against disruption. The Student Council’s “Promposal Review Committee” meets every Tuesday to approve or suggest modifications.

Rejections now come with constructive feedback, like “Consider a stationary poster instead of a roaming BCHS-size banner.” Approved promposals receive a “Chaperone Co-Sign” stamp and faculty assistance in crowd control.

Though some call it overregulation of teenage joy, most agree the form prevents runaway chickens in the hallways–proving that even matters of the heart sometimes need bureaucratic paperwork.

Annabelle Bransford

Hi, I’m Annabelle Bransford, Memorial High School’s unofficial satirist-in-residence and proud founder of The Daily Detention—a publication so edgy it’s been banned twice and resurrected three times, like a sassy phoenix with a flair for detention slips. I write satire because someone has to hold the line between cafeteria chaos and gym class tyranny. Whether I’m exposing the secret emotional feud between our Algebra teacher and Euclid, or investigating why the pep rally feels like an ancient ritual sacrifice, I try to speak truth to hallway power. Sure, I’ve been called “disruptive,” but mostly by people who wear lanyards unironically. My work has been read by at least two janitors, my entire AP English class, and one substitute teacher who thought it was a cry for help. I consider that range. When I’m not sharpening my wit, I’m dodging group projects, winning banned book club trivia, or mentoring the school's AI Isn’t Funny Club (membership: just me and 17 bots I’ve emotionally manipulated). I’m also a National Merit Semi-Finalist, certified eye-roller at Student Government meetings, and the only girl in school who’s been accused of “weaponizing irony.” My goals? Keep writing, keep laughing, and one day publish a satirical exposé called Yearbook Superlatives and Other Lies. If you want something sugarcoated, try the bake sale. If you want the truth with a punchline, I’m your girl. I've landed a sweet job at Bohiney Magazine, so don't bother me. EMAIL: annabelle@bohiney.com

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