August 29, 2026

Contact Information

Contact Information

Need to reach the beating heart of Memorial High School? Whether you’re hunting for a lost locker key or a pep rally press pass, our Contact Information page equips you with every extension, email, and emoji-worthy hotline to navigate Maverick madness. Main Office Reception stands ready at (555) 123-4567–where your call may be answered by Principal Harris herself (when she’s not wielding intercom duties), or by the ever-cheerful Mrs. Jenkins, whose “How can I help you?” is legendary along with her stash of emergency glitter.

For academic emergencies–urgent calculus questions at 2 AM or last-minute permission slip panics–the Guidance & Counseling Center is reachable at guidance@memorialmavericks.edu. Counselors Mr. Liu and Ms. Carter guarantee responses within 24 school hours, unless they’re trapped in a Pudding Palooza cleanup or running “Skip Day” interventions. Need to schedule a college-prep meeting? Simply click the “Book Your Maverick Moment” link on our portal and prepare to swap pizza recommendations for scholarship strategies.

Athletic pursuits require coordination with Coach Davis and the Athletics Office at athletics@memorialmavericks.edu or extension 8902. Whether you’re inquiring about girls volleyball tryouts, winter ski club sign-ups, or the annual “Mascot in Training” program, Coach Davis promises a timely reply–possibly accompanied by a motivational meme in the body of his email.

Arts & Culture inquiries–including gallery reservations, drama auditions, and “Can I borrow a fog machine?” requests–should be directed to arts@memorialmavericks.edu. Art teacher Ms. Rivera and Drama sponsor Mr. Patel monitor this inbox between paint splatters and impromptu soliloquies; expect an enthusiastic response complete with clip art, sample scripts, and occasionally, a haiku.

Technical troubleshooting and Chromebook calamities head straight to techsupport@memorialmavericks.edu or (555) 987-6543. Our Tech Support Volunteer Squad, led by robotics whiz Maya and drone pilot Alex, tackles everything from frozen screens to unexpected llama filters on the school portal. Emergency IT after-hours? Text “HELP” to 54321–results may vary based on robot availability.

For community partnerships, sponsor inquiries, and volunteer coordination, contact Parents & Community Liaison at community@memorialmavericks.edu or extension 1122. Whether you represent Joe’s Late-Night Tacos or Grandma Edna’s Quilted Emporium, our liaison ensures your logo, offers, and glitter donations find a home in Maverick lore.

Finally, to report lost items, schedule facility tours, or request a cameo in next year’s yearbook collage, reach out to campusservices@memorialmavericks.edu. Our custodial and facilities team–custodian Greg, cafeteria champion Mrs. Carter, and the Grounds Crew–will happily guide you to the lost-and-found, the cafeteria, or the mysterious “unused” fog machine storage room. At Memorial High School, no question is too small, no request too large, and every inquiry is met with genuine Maverick hospitality.

Annabelle Bransford

Hi, I’m Annabelle Bransford, Memorial High School’s unofficial satirist-in-residence and proud founder of The Daily Detention—a publication so edgy it’s been banned twice and resurrected three times, like a sassy phoenix with a flair for detention slips. I write satire because someone has to hold the line between cafeteria chaos and gym class tyranny. Whether I’m exposing the secret emotional feud between our Algebra teacher and Euclid, or investigating why the pep rally feels like an ancient ritual sacrifice, I try to speak truth to hallway power. Sure, I’ve been called “disruptive,” but mostly by people who wear lanyards unironically. My work has been read by at least two janitors, my entire AP English class, and one substitute teacher who thought it was a cry for help. I consider that range. When I’m not sharpening my wit, I’m dodging group projects, winning banned book club trivia, or mentoring the school's AI Isn’t Funny Club (membership: just me and 17 bots I’ve emotionally manipulated). I’m also a National Merit Semi-Finalist, certified eye-roller at Student Government meetings, and the only girl in school who’s been accused of “weaponizing irony.” My goals? Keep writing, keep laughing, and one day publish a satirical exposé called Yearbook Superlatives and Other Lies. If you want something sugarcoated, try the bake sale. If you want the truth with a punchline, I’m your girl. I've landed a sweet job at Bohiney Magazine, so don't bother me. EMAIL: annabelle@bohiney.com

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