Substitute Teacher of the Year
by Velvet Thunder Nominated for Substitute Teacher of the Year—By Students at Memorial High School, Wichita Falls Velvet Thunder Becomes Unofficial Faculty Advisor for Confidence, Detention, …
Algebra Teacher Introduces New Grading Scale Based On Astrological Signs
Algebra Teacher Introduces New Grading Scale Based On Astrological Signs – Academics
Science Fair Cancelled After Sophomore Accidentally Builds Weather Machine
Science Fair Cancelled After Sophomore Accidentally Builds Weather Machine – Athletics
Memorial High’s Theater Department Announces All-Mime Macbeth, No One Allowed To Speak
Memorial High’s Theater Department Announces All-Mime Macbeth, No One Allowed To Speak – Arts & Culture
Parents Demand Removal Of Cafeteria Menu Item Named “Emo Wrap Supreme”
Parents Demand Removal Of Cafeteria Menu Item Named “Emo Wrap Supreme” – Parents & Community
English Teacher Refuses To Grade Essays Until Students Learn Semicolon Consent
English Teacher Refuses To Grade Essays Until Students Learn Semicolon Consent – Academics
Chromebook Challenge
Chromebook Challenge Turns Memorial High Into Accidental Tech Bonfire Festival TikTok trend inspires students to major in Arson 101 — with minors in Poor Judgment …
Homecoming Theme Changed Last-Minute To “Apocalypse Enchanted” Due To Typo
Homecoming Theme Changed Last-Minute To “Apocalypse Enchanted” Due To Typo – News & Events
Cafeteria Staff Unionize, Demand Hazard Pay For Serving Mystery Meatloaf
Cafeteria Staff Unionize, Demand Hazard Pay For Serving Mystery Meatloaf – Resources
History Class Time Capsule Accidentally Includes Teacher’s Divorce Papers
History Class Time Capsule Accidentally Includes Teacher’s Divorce Papers – Academics
Memorial High’s Chess Team Enters Competitive Sighing League After Existential Crisis
Memorial High’s Chess Team Enters Competitive Sighing League After Existential Crisis – Student Life
Algebra Students Protest Existence Of Letters In Math With Interpretive Chanting
Algebra Students Protest Existence Of Letters In Math With Interpretive Chanting – Student Life
Memorial High’s Lost And Found Now Sentient, Demands Recognition
Memorial High’s Lost And Found Now Sentient, Demands Recognition – Resources
Economics Teacher Declares Monopoly A Tool Of The Bourgeoisie
Economics Teacher Declares Monopoly A Tool Of The Bourgeoisie – Academics
Faculty Talent Show Ends Abruptly After Interpretive Dance Awakens Ancient Curse
Faculty Talent Show Ends Abruptly After Interpretive Dance Awakens Ancient Curse – News & Events
Velvet Thunder Goes to Washington
Velvet Thunder Goes to Washington: Sworn in as Secretary of Sass & Student Wellness By the Staff of SpinTaxi.comCovering politics the way Velvet covers trauma—with …
AP Literature Class Rewrites Beowulf As Dystopian YA Novel With Love Triangle
AP Literature Class Rewrites Beowulf As Dystopian YA Novel With Love Triangle – Academics
Career Fair Booth Accidentally Recruits 6 Students Into Navy
Career Fair Booth Accidentally Recruits 6 Students Into Navy – Guidance & Counseling
Freshman Mistakes Gym Rope For Emergency Fire Exit
Freshman Mistakes Gym Rope For Emergency Fire Exit – Athletics
Math Teacher Unleashes Chaos By Declaring Pi Equals 3
Math Teacher Unleashes Chaos By Declaring Pi Equals 3 – Academics
Principal Accidentally Sends Motivational Email To Entire District With Cat GIFs
Principal Accidentally Sends Motivational Email To Entire District With Cat GIFs – News & Events
Drama Club Accidentally Stages Existential Crisis Instead Of Spring Play
Drama Club Accidentally Stages Existential Crisis Instead Of Spring Play – Arts & Culture